Bizarro Blues

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The newest Superman movie mere days away!

Over the years on this blog, we’ve talked many times about connections between the Man of Steel and Teachers of Schoolsecret hideouts, weird superpowers, extreme makeovers, teaching with hope, and more.

Let’s take a look at one more element of Superman lore and its educational applications – Kryptonite.

Most casual fans know that Kryptonite is the radioactive green mineral that can weaken or even kill Kryptonians like Superman. What you may not know is that there are ALL kinds of Kryptonite colors – each one with its own side effects.

My personal favorite is Periwinkle Kryptonite, which you can learn more about HERE.

In my book, Teaching Is for Superheroes!, I devote an entire chapter to assorted Kryptonite colors and parallel vulnerabilities experienced by teachers (e.g. green = fatigue, red = unpredictability, white = lack of growth, etc.). Here’s a sneak peek:

One color NOT covered in my book is Blue Kryptonite. This type is harmless to Superman, but is dangerous and lethal to his distorted doppelganger, Bizarro.

How does Blue Kryptonite apply to teachers? Each educator has their own strengths and weaknesses, personalities and professional expertise. It stands to reason, then, that we each may be vulnerable under different contexts and conditions.

Think of it this way: What’s an issue you consider no big deal, but is an incredible struggle for a colleague? When others want to rip out their hair, you simply shrug your shoulders.

This could be anything during a given school day or year. There are “big” things like curriculum choices, assessment plans, or management models. Or it might be something “small” like a fire drill, a jammed copier machine, or empty coffee pot*.

*If you’re not a coffee drinker, who cares? But watch out for Shannon, who gulps down three Ventis before lunch.

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Many challenges become less of an issue as you gain experience and skills. Regardless, a seemingly “minor” item may be VERY “major” to a particular person.

Vulnerabilities often appear alongside our strengths. Teachers with meticulous lessons might struggle when plans change. Others who “wing it” day-to-day could falter when they must prepare for a substitute teacher or formal observation. Someone who’s a wiz with Apple technology could feel useless with a Chromebook, and vice versa.

Here’s the beauty of Blue Kryptonite: Those unaffected can help others who struggle. And we should ALL stay humble, knowing every one of us has our personal pitfalls.

Don’t view someone as “bizarre” for their unique liabilities. Instead, look for ways to support them and learn as a community of imperfect individuals.

This applies to our teaching colleagues as well as our students. Each classroom contains a colorful roster of characters-such as those in the new film! (See you at the theater!)

Arch-Enemy

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Merriam-Webster defines “arch-enemy” as “a principal enemy.”  The Online Etymology Dictionary provides more of a historical background for the term, which arose in the 1540s.

Arch-” refers to “chief” or “first.”  “Enemy”  comes from Latin inimicus, which literally means “an unfriend.”

 

Every good superhero has an equally evil arch-enemy.  Superman has Lex Luthor. Batman and Joker.  It’s commonly held that a hero is only as good as his or her villain.  Check out this keen artwork picked up at Deviant Art!

First there’s DC:

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And then there’s Marvel:

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Spiffy visuals, eh?

There’s even a fun quiz to see how many heroes and arch-enemies you can match.

Teachers also face arch-enemies, but who (or what) are they?

Depends on whom you ask.

For some, it’s the unprofessional treatment of professional educators.

For others, it’s “bad theory” and “convenient untruths” like learning styles and multiple intelligences.

We’ve talked before about both issues (click HERE and HERE for the former; or HERE and HERE for the latter). But this time let’s turn the focus on ourselves.

 

Sometimes a teacher’s worst enemy is himself or herself.

This past year, the Marvel Comics Universe featured a “Secret Empire” story in which Captain America was a sleeper agent for the nefarious Hydra. Say it ain’t so!

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It was all due to a personified Cosmic Cube girl messing with Cap’s mind. (Just go with it.)  Things all turned out okay and Captain America is back to his super-heroics, having punched himself in the teeth with Thor’s Mjolnir hammer.  Comic books – yay!

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Steve Rogers is not the only iconic hero to face himself in battle. The film Superman III, despite all of its faults, has a nifty Superman vs. Clark Kent battle thanks to Richard Pryor’s home-brewed kryptonite.

Here’s a clip:

 

Hopefully, teachers don’t get so violent in confronting themselves. But we should be brutally honest in our self-evaluations.  Are we losing our passion? Are we giving our best? Are we informing our instructional decisions on sound research as opposed to the latest fad?

Let’s not get too down on ourselves. Everyone has a bad day. An “off week.” A challenging class of students – the kind that makes you earn your paycheck. Burnout is common, but treatable.

Regardless of setbacks or success, the best teachers are always getting better. Let’s look into the mirror to recognize strengths, pinpoint weaknesses, and grow the heroic abilities necessary to “fight the good fight” of educating kids.